OK tea-tards…

Now that you’ve yapped and barked incessantly for months, and then took off running after the car, you finally caught it. Now what? Oh, right. There aren’t enough of “your” candidates to take over the GOP (if there were, you would have done it by now), and your electoral showing was poor enough that you really won’t have the clout you think you deserve in the next Congress. Maybe you shouldn’t have shot down electable candidates in favor of objectively crazy people like Christine “not a witch” O’Donnell in CT, Sharron “track & field” Angle in NV, Carl “I’ll take you out” Paladino in NY and Tom “literacy test” Tancredo in CO; maybe even Joe “moose antlers” Miller in AK since we don’t know about that one yet (expect months of long, drawn-out litigation there).

Despite Republican wins last night, do you tea-tards honestly think you’re going to be running things, considering the damage you’ve done to the Republican party over the last year? Of course not; your candidates will all discover the perks of elective office, stick their snouts into the trough post-haste and that will be the end of any principles involving deficits and/or limited government. The existing GOP power structure isn’t going anywhere, and certainly isn’t going to defer to you. You will have to learn not to speak out of turn and to fall in line with the dictates of the politburo, because that’s what it means to be a Republican. Tea-tards in charge? To quote presumptive Speaker of the House John Boehner, “hell no you can’t!”

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

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